7 Movie Cliches To Throw Away

1. “It’s Your Destiny” Trust me there is no god that said “this man shall be the inventor of Hot Pockets. 2. “All You Need is Love” I’m sure when John Lennon wrote this he was loving a LOT of things. People that love each other will cheat. People that love each other will deceive.…

12 Boyfriend Rules

1. Always pick him up from the airport. Don’t drive by and pick him up. Be there when he comes down the stairs. Anyone who’s seen Love Actually knows how important this is. 2. Sometimes leaving him alone for a bit is the best love you can give. 3. Even if he says he doesn’t…

Happy Birthday Freddie -You Still Reign.

27 years ago. 120,000 fans stand up, cheer and wait; fans of all race, color, gender, sexuality and age. Out walks a man clad in nothing but washed jeans a white tank top and suspenders. The crowd waits- some stay silent out of respect others can’t keep it in. Finally it happens. He puts one…

Why Your Obnoxious Order is Making the World Late

Almost everyday I find myself waiting in line at Starbucks. Something I can never understand. I just want coffee. Starbucks Coffee. I don’t need all that other whipped low fat soy anything. I just want someone to put a cup under a nozzle and press down. That’s all. Anyway, if you wanna find idiotic douchiness,…

FIVE College Classes That Should Exist

1. Semi Colons 101 As a former writer for the news and a blogger I should know this. I’ve even read the book “How to Use A Semi-colon For Dummies.” Still I have no idea. Sometimes I just throw it in places hoping that people will go…”He must know what he’s talking about he uses…