Nine Idiots You’ll Meet At The Supermarket

By Aaron Smallets 1. The “I don’t need a bag” person. Who the fuck do you think you are? Buddha? Everyone NEEDS a bag. If you want to save the planet you should have walked here. Oh you DID? Fuck off. 2. The “sure I’ll donate to child cancer” person. Oh great, now I have…

Why I Hate Shopping

1. Tiny Men’s Section Oh the Men’s section? Right over here. Nope you just passed it. 2. Clearance Racks All the stuff no one else wanted in one section for your broke-ass convenience. 3. Lines There should be two: 1. People with Money Ready in Hand. 2. Woman With Huge Purses. 4. Sales People “Hi!! Can I help you make…