Nine Rules of Dating in 2014

  1. Never Show Up On Time Arrive at least an hour to 4 hours late to your first date. If the guy REALLY likes you he’ll wait. Don’t apologize for this. Traffic isn’t your fault. 2. Gain Your Superiority During the first date constantly use terms like “movie premiere”,”first class”, “bottle service”, and “wine…

Olympics: To Watch…Or…Not To Watch

The day has finally come. The Opening Ceremonies of the most free sporting event in the world, in one of the least free countries in the world. To be gay is to break the law: to be yourself is to break the law. I type that again. To be yourself is to break the law.…

Why I Hate Shopping

1. Tiny Men’s Section Oh the Men’s section? Right over here. Nope you just passed it. 2. Clearance Racks All the stuff no one else wanted in one section for your broke-ass convenience. 3. Lines There should be two: 1. People with Money Ready in Hand. 2. Woman With Huge Purses. 4. Sales People “Hi!! Can I help you make…

12 Boyfriend Rules

1. Always pick him up from the airport. Don’t drive by and pick him up. Be there when he comes down the stairs. Anyone who’s seen Love Actually knows how important this is. 2. Sometimes leaving him alone for a bit is the best love you can give. 3. Even if he says he doesn’t…

Why I Don’t Date

  I hate when people whine “I’m going to die alone”. Well yes you are. Most people do. Dying isn’t an event that you post on Facebook and invite people to. It just happens. Shouldn’t you be more worried about living alone? And if you’re someone that says that all time…you probably will live alone. …

Y Was Born This Way-Texting Needs to Go

Yeah that’s right I said it. Texting needs to go. This is one of those technologies that was supposed to make everything faster. Information from someone in an instant. Life will be so much easier now. But it isn’t.  Texting has made life harder. Life still sucks. Or sux. Or Suckz. In fact, I think the…