Bernie Sanders. Why Being President May Not Matter.

  If the Presidential Election was won by hearts, Bernie has already won. But if you haven’t realized yet, his campaign has nothing to do with Bernie being President. And no that’s not some cheesy campaign slogan.  I truly believe Bernie doesn’t care to be President. What he wants is something we’ve heard before. “Change” The…

Nine Idiots You’ll Meet At The Supermarket

By Aaron Smallets 1. The “I don’t need a bag” person. Who the fuck do you think you are? Buddha? Everyone NEEDS a bag. If you want to save the planet you should have walked here. Oh you DID? Fuck off. 2. The “sure I’ll donate to child cancer” person. Oh great, now I have…

13 of the Worst Things To Hear on a First Date

1. “I’m a model.” 2. “My Dad hasn’t paid my rent in months.” 3. “I only eat organic.” 4. “I’m going to Yelp about this place.” 5. “Double the tax.” 6. “I have a lot of followers on Instagram.” 7. “I only went to the gym once today.” 8.  “I have a mayo allergy.” 9. “I never eat…

Gay New Year’s Resolutions

1. GO TO THE GYM BECAUSE YOU WANT TO The gym has to be fun. Not a strict regimine like most meat heads will tell you. Learn some basic lifts/exercises. Put on a great playlist. Go and have fun. Don’t sit and write in a little journal. Just DO. Don’t aim to look like those…