9 Thoughts On Harrison Fords’ Plane Crashing on a Golf Course

1. “Hey, buddy just ASK to play through next time.”    2. “According to this Snapple fact the ancient Arnold Palmers hid the treasure at hole 14.”   3. “This is what happens when Indiana Jones’ caddy doesn’t show up.”   4. “Do we get a free game if we hit the ball into the…

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13 of the Worst Things To Hear on a First Date

1. “I’m a model.” 2. “My Dad hasn’t paid my rent in months.” 3. “I only eat organic.” 4. “I’m going to Yelp about this place.” 5. “Double the tax.” 6. “I have a lot of followers on Instagram.” 7. “I only went to the gym once today.” 8.  “I have a mayo allergy.” 9. “I never eat…

Robin Williams: A Broken Crayon.

I keep asking myself….what can we learn from this? What do we do now? But over and over again all I can think of is…. Fuckkkkk. Fuck. I can’t wrap my head around it.  When picturing Robin Williams I can’t help but see the guy above, with the sweet grin. A man who was the best at…