13 of the Worst Things To Hear on a First Date

1. “I’m a model.” 2. “My Dad hasn’t paid my rent in months.” 3. “I only eat organic.” 4. “I’m going to Yelp about this place.” 5. “Double the tax.” 6. “I have a lot of followers on Instagram.” 7. “I only went to the gym once today.” 8.  “I have a mayo allergy.” 9. “I never eat…

12 Boyfriend Rules

1. Always pick him up from the airport. Don’t drive by and pick him up. Be there when he comes down the stairs. Anyone who’s seen Love Actually knows how important this is. 2. Sometimes leaving him alone for a bit is the best love you can give. 3. Even if he says he doesn’t…

Why Your Obnoxious Order is Making the World Late

Almost everyday I find myself waiting in line at Starbucks. Something I can never understand. I just want coffee. Starbucks Coffee. I don’t need all that other whipped low fat soy anything. I just want someone to put a cup under a nozzle and press down. That’s all. Anyway, if you wanna find idiotic douchiness,…

BOY UNDERWEAR MODELS TRYING TO SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE: AKA The MOST painful video in the world.

Watch the Brilliant Video HERE: http://www.newnownext.com/underwear-models-go-go-dancers-meet-the-men-of-mimi-imfursts-new-music-video/08/2013/ First, each model did a superb job in hiding their gay. A Butch Certificate was surely a prerequisite to this shoot. Second, you don’t need to say New Orleans followed by the state. We’re all well aware. And big surprise…most of them can’t come up with an answer to…