Olympics: To Watch…Or…Not To Watch

The day has finally come. The Opening Ceremonies of the most free sporting event in the world, in one of the least free countries in the world. To be gay is to break the law: to be yourself is to break the law. I type that again. To be yourself is to break the law.…

Thank you Google. Thank you.

“The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play.” -The Olympic Charter. Lets replace “sport” with “life”.

Why I Hate Shopping

1. Tiny Men’s Section Oh the Men’s section? Right over here. Nope you just passed it. 2. Clearance Racks All the stuff no one else wanted in one section for your broke-ass convenience. 3. Lines There should be two: 1. People with Money Ready in Hand. 2. Woman With Huge Purses. 4. Sales People “Hi!! Can I help you make…