Why I Don’t Date

  I hate when people whine “I’m going to die alone”. Well yes you are. Most people do. Dying isn’t an event that you post on Facebook and invite people to. It just happens. Shouldn’t you be more worried about living alone? And if you’re someone that says that all time…you probably will live alone. …

Why Gays LOVE Fall- 4.3 Reasons

After being whores for two months. Tramping around in nothing but a bathing suit that could barely cover a doorknob, and not eating anything since June- the leaves change colors and it’s time to cover up again. That’s when the gays go…NUTS. Finally, we can eat again. And we EAT. “Have you tried the pumpkin…