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Happy White Man. Day.

Happy Fourth. Or happy 238th is much better. We are America the brave, the free, the moral, the equal. All those words worth celebrating. And the fact is we are worth celebrating. Not just as American’s but as humans. We overcame a LOT of humans. Red isn’t a color used in most flags by accident. Land is only won…

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Nine Idiots You’ll Meet At The Supermarket

By Aaron Smallets 1. The “I don’t need a bag” person. Who the fuck do you think you are? Buddha? Everyone NEEDS a bag. If you want to save the planet you should have walked here. Oh you DID? Fuck off. 2. The “sure I’ll donate to child cancer” person. Oh great, now I have…

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13 of the Worst Things To Hear on a First Date

1. “I’m a model.” 2. “My Dad hasn’t paid my rent in months.” 3. “I only eat organic.” 4. “I’m going to Yelp about this place.” 5. “Double the tax.” 6. “I have a lot of followers on Instagram.” 7. “I only went to the gym once today.” 8.  “I have a mayo allergy.” 9. “I never eat…