Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., lifts his arms in celebration as he speaks at a rally, Sunday, Aug. 9, 2015, at the Moda Center in Portland, Ore. (AP Photo/Troy Wayrynen)

Bernie Sanders. Why Being President May Not Matter.

  If the Presidential Election was won by hearts, Bernie has already won. But if you haven’t realized yet, his campaign has nothing to do with Bernie being President. And no that’s not some cheesy campaign slogan.  I truly believe Bernie doesn’t care to be President. What he wants is something we’ve heard before. “Change” The…

The Brown Paper Bag of Freedom

  The Brown Paper Bag of Freedom.  -Aaron Thomas The Capitol should have a curtain. And God could sit in the front row behind China. Hate is written in road signs. Freedom is a word by men who own it. Don’t tell your child the truth. They have to memorize their facts. Circle the free…

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Happy White Man. Day.

Happy Fourth. Or happy 238th is much better. We are America the brave, the free, the moral, the equal. All those words worth celebrating. And the fact is we are worth celebrating. Not just as American’s but as humans. We overcame a LOT of humans. Red isn’t a color used in most flags by accident. Land is only won…

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Nine Idiots You’ll Meet At The Supermarket

By Aaron Smallets 1. The “I don’t need a bag” person. Who the fuck do you think you are? Buddha? Everyone NEEDS a bag. If you want to save the planet you should have walked here. Oh you DID? Fuck off. 2. The “sure I’ll donate to child cancer” person. Oh great, now I have…