Firstdate

13 of the Worst Things To Hear on a First Date

1. “I’m a model.” 2. “My Dad hasn’t paid my rent in months.” 3. “I only eat organic.” 4. “I’m going to Yelp about this place.” 5. “Double the tax.” 6. “I have a lot of followers on Instagram.” 7. “I only went to the gym once today.” 8.  “I have a mayo allergy.” 9. “I never eat…

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10 Shitty Inspirational Quotes

“Live Everyday Like it’s Your Last” That’s weird, telling my boss to “fuck off”, only worked that one day. “Everything Happens For a Reason” Slaves used to wear a T-shirt that said the same thing. “Don’t Judge a Book By It’s Cover” But when you do. Swipe Left. “Live Life to the Fullest” Someone tell…