MaleFemaleRestaurantOrdering

The Difference Between Men and Women Ordering at a Restaurant

Female: Server: “Can I get you another drink?” Lady Guest: “What?? oh….Ummm, I don’t know, Rachel are you getting another drink…..you’re not? What drink are you having now? Let me try it. Hmmm can I see the drink list again? Uhhh do you have anything with mint? And that’s sweet but not too sweet? A…

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Robin Williams: A Broken Crayon.

I keep asking myself….what can we learn from this? What do we do now? But over and over again all I can think of is…. Fuckkkkk. Fuck. I can’t wrap my head around it.  When picturing Robin Williams I can’t help but see the guy above, with the sweet grin. A man who was the best at…

Dating

Nine Rules of Dating in 2014

  1. Never Show Up On Time Arrive at least an hour to 4 hours late to your first date. If the guy REALLY likes you he’ll wait. Don’t apologize for this. Traffic isn’t your fault. 2. Gain Your Superiority During the first date constantly use terms like “movie premiere”,”first class”, “bottle service”, and “wine…

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Sterling and Robertson: Why Is It Still OK to be Homophobic?

Yesterday, a man who gave anti-black remarks, has been banned from his job for LIFE. Just last December, another person gave anti-gay remarks and walks away almost unscathed. Donald Sterling, part owner of the Clippers, was banned from basketball for life and fined 2.5 million for comments he made in a private conversation.  Sterling was unaware he…

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Fuck Positivity

I was reading a Facebook meme today. A rather..ehem…delightful one that said: “You cannot hang out with negative people and expect …a positive life.” I choked on my Skinny Cappuccino. “What the fuck does that mean?” I go to work with people I didn’t choose, when I’m not working I go to parties with more…

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8 Genius Ways To Break up With A Friend

When you break up with a boyfriend/girlfriend it’s perfectly acceptable to say “get the fu*k out of my life!!” With a friend it’s not so easy. Occasionally there are people that come into our lives that we accept with open arms…then as time goes by we discover that they are: A. Crazy B. Obnoxious or…