JobInterview

10 Stupid Job Interview Questions and How We’d Like To Respond

Tell Us About Yourself? I’m fucking CRAZY. But you’ll never know it before Five o clock. What Made You Choose This Company? The “We’re Hiring” part.  Do You Have Any Questions For Us? Am I hired? How long is my vacation? Do I get paternity leave? Does my insurance cover Viagra?  Are you my boss…

robinwilliams

Robin Williams: A Broken Crayon.

I keep asking myself….what can we learn from this? What do we do now? But over and over again all I can think of is…. Fuckkkkk. Fuck. I can’t wrap my head around it.  When picturing Robin Williams I can’t help but see the guy above, with the sweet grin. A man who was the best at…

Dating

Nine Rules of Dating in 2014

  1. Never Show Up On Time Arrive at least an hour to 4 hours late to your first date. If the guy REALLY likes you he’ll wait. Don’t apologize for this. Traffic isn’t your fault. 2. Gain Your Superiority During the first date constantly use terms like “movie premiere”,”first class”, “bottle service”, and “wine…

robertsonsterling

Sterling and Robertson: Why Is It Still OK to be Homophobic?

Yesterday, a man who gave anti-black remarks, has been banned from his job for LIFE. Just last December, another person gave anti-gay remarks and walks away almost unscathed. Donald Sterling, part owner of the Clippers, was banned from basketball for life and fined 2.5 million for comments he made in a private conversation.  Sterling was unaware he…

fuckhappy

Fuck Positivity

I was reading a Facebook meme today. A rather..ehem…delightful one that said: “You cannot hang out with negative people and expect …a positive life.” I choked on my Skinny Cappuccino. “What the fuck does that mean?” I go to work with people I didn’t choose, when I’m not working I go to parties with more…